Relativity

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That's Midnight in my book.


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omg lil g train belongs in nj, obvi!

lil g train saw this cool dress for only $11.50 on forever21.com and said, "that dress is cool for summer! maybe I will buy it for only $11.5o on Forever21.com!"

Abstract Contrast Knit Dress, Forever 21, $11.50 in mint/black

And then lil g train came across this lovely picture of solid gold glamor, friendship and class worth a thousand words and realized that she is not the only one who found a great deal at Forever21.com. Lil g train is concerned, however, that said purchase and subsequent wearing of the dress may alter the pigmentation of her skin along with the essences of her personality. Will her sunglasses spontaneously sprout cubic zirconia?

Snookie and Angelina loving life in Miami Beach

ruminations on places where high heels should not be attached

this morning lil g train was sad to see the weekend sunshine go, but made the best of the day and hopped through puddles wearing these:

overpriced yet really really live up to hype if bought on huge discount

but saw on the feet of a fellow commuter something closer to these:

Kate Spade Randi Rainboots

And has in the past seen examples closer to these:

Aquatalia by Marvin K, melon, $259.95

Which brings lil g train to the following query: why do individuals in fashion design positions of power continuously return to the never actually successful concept of adding high heels to inappropriate places, places that otherwise possess a perfectly acceptable and in some cases relatively ingeniously engineered autonomous existence.

Dear naysayers, please see the following examples throughout recent history:

fig 1. the platform fitness shoe:

MBT Sport2, $245

and

Shape-Ups, Skechers, $115

lil g train wonders, could any potential fitness results possibly justify this aesthetic decision?

fig 2. the timberland hiking boot inspired stiletto:

"Custom Burberry Ladies Manolo Blahnik Timberland Boots," $103*

fig 3. the high fashion yet still inappropriate high heel

Balenciaga, circa fall 07, appr. $4,175

fig 4. and lil g train's personal favorite, the nike jordan stiletto

Jordan Lady High Heel, $76.99**

*quotation marks here denote lil g train's uncertainty of the factual claims made at the online shopping boutique Really Dope in terms of this photo and the authenticity behind the concept of a Burberry/Monolo Blahnik/Timberland fashion mash-up.

**lil g train has not been able to ascertain whether or not the "jordan lady high heel" is in fact manufactured and authenticated by the Nike corporation.

lil g train lives in the twilight zone

where dentist appointments are made and then lost! perhaps she speaks a different language then the rest of the world and people only pretend to understand her!

lil g train goes on a job interview

Jay Z: Hey fella I been watchin you clockin

Memphis Bleek: Who me holdin down this block it ain't nothin
You the man n--- now stop frontin

JZ: Hahahh I like your style

MB: Nah, I like YO' style

JZ: Let's drive around awhile

MB: Cool n---

JZ: Here's a thou'

MB: A G? I ride witchu for free
I want the long term riches and bitches

JZ: Have it all; now listen to me
You let them other n--- get the name, skip the fame
Ten thou' or a hundred G keep yo' shit the same

MB: On the low?

JZ: Yeah, the only way to blow
You let your shit bubble quietly

MB: AND THEN YOU BLOW!

JZ: Hey keep your cool
The only way to peep a fool is let him show his hand
Then you play your cards

MB: Then he through dealin I understand

JZ: Don't blow your dough on hotties

MB: The only thing I got in this world is my word and my nuts
and won't break em for nobody!

JZ: Hah, I like your resume, pick a day, you can start

MB: From now until death do us part...

barbie dolls are sooo realistic

and so hot:

Totally Hair Barbie, circa 1992

also realistic and hot:

Victoria's Secret Models are real women too, circa 2007

marc jacobs says curves are hotttt and acceptable for the runways! yes!!

marc jacobs for louis vuitton, runway, fall 2010

today lilgtrain called in sick

and is now the proud owner of an official Queens library card